saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via gnarly)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via morgue-morgue-morgue)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via 10knotes)

cyberho:

me after I hit the bong a lil too hord: 

happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it

(via gnarly)